Treat Dealer Unisex Triblend Tee

If your pockets are never empty because you’re always packing snacks for your four-legged best friend, congratulations—you’re officially a Treat Dealer. Whether you’re bribing for good behavior, sneaking an extra snack just because, or using treats as a negotiation tactic (sit = cookie, stay = jackpot), this tee lets the world know you take your dog-spoiling duties seriously.

Key Features for Professional Treat Handlers:

🍖 Premium Tri-Blend Fabric – Made from 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, and 25% rayon, this tee is softer than your dog’s favorite belly rubs and just as hard to resist.

🍖 Lightweight & Breathable – Perfect for high-stakes treat negotiations, dog park diplomacy, or just lounging while your pup pretends they haven’t already had five snacks today.

🍖 Retail Fit That Actually Fits – Designed for treat dealers of all shapes and sizes, so you can hustle treats in style.

🍖 Side-Seamed for Shape Retention – Because just like your pup’s love for bacon, this tee is built to last.

🍖 Ribbed Knit Collar & Shoulder Tape – Keeps everything in place, no matter how many times you get jumped on by an overenthusiastic pupper who knows you definitely have something in your pocket.

🍖 Sewn-In Label for Tag-Free Comfort – Because you’re too busy spoiling your dog to be dealing with itchy tags.

Why You Need This Tee:

Your dog already knows you’re the ultimate treat plug, but now the world will too. Whether you’re out on a walk, at the pet store stocking up (again), or just casually being the most popular person at the dog park, this tee is your official uniform.

So go ahead—wear it with pride, grab the treat pouch, and let the tail wags commence. Because being a Treat Dealer is a full-time job—and you’re damn good at it. 🐶🐾